My bed has a night-time rule: ONLY ENTER WITH YOUR UNDERWEAR ON.

If I were an author...
- -Cafeteria-
- Bree: : If beauty had a face, that would be mine.
- Angelique: : No, Bree. The truth is, if beauty had something ugly on it's face, that would be you.
- Friend: : What do you do in life?
- Me: : Just looking at other people's ass.
The JGV tracklist is funny.

posts-from-the-underground:

Marina Abramović - The Onion

You know, you just went online just to see a woman eating an onion. Very productive.

(Source: mayonnaise-diva)