My bed has a night-time rule: ONLY ENTER WITH YOUR UNDERWEAR ON.
If I were an author...
- Bree: : If beauty had a face, that would be mine.
- Angelique: : No, Bree. The truth is, if beauty had something ugly on it's face, that would be you.
- Friend: : What do you do in life?
- Me: : Just looking at other people's ass.
jao's the name. certified asshole. insecure egoist. i'm that dude your mom warned you about. good times. good vibes.